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    Oh man! That one stinks! Better go shit before I mess up my pants...

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    Pondering whether or not I should light a match after that shitty comment...






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

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    Quickly, please, this shit is BAD!
    "I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time." ~ Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinda View Post
    A little something I found posted by a big sack of shit your friend and mine KB. It went something, well exactly like
    this: SPEEDRACER certainly has good taste in men imo. That is way too much shit info imo KB. Don't ask don't tell
    where the heck have you been shit head.
    Cinda, speedracer said that I was the man. Shit! I was simply acknowledging his incredible accuracy in describing me.

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    Damn, kb IS the man, but that doesn't mean I TASTED him! I think cinda may have taken that the wrong way and it made her a little jealous..? I assure you, I'm laying no claims by any means! You can have him ma'am!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPEEDRACER View Post
    Damn, kb IS the man, but that doesn't mean I TASTED him! I think cinda may have taken that the wrong way and it made her a little jealous..? I assure you, I'm laying no claims by any means! You can have him ma'am!
    Darn newblets screw this shit up once in a while!
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    Excuse me... SHIT!!
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    Finally the new baby screwed up this shitty thread...I knew it would not take much. oh well my shitty job is done
    here....no shitty applauses is necessary but Shirley appreciated. Thank you Thank you very much!






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





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    to make it endure










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    I think Dan needs to get his shit together.

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    Jeez I should be done with this shit
    Last edited by DanB6177; 10-01-2014 at 06:42 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB6177 View Post
    Jeez I should be done with this shit
    Kudo's and shit.

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    Looking back at this shit I realize how little I pay attention.

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    Many congratulations to you, Dan, you finally got your shit together!
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    Oh shit, Dan got it, good job.

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    Purple shit usually means too many blackberries.
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    Pllleeeeeeeeease this shit just got real boring I need a victim. where is the shitty kitty...cinda pours a big bowl of
    cream and shitty politics in hopes of saint kitty.






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    Quick, look everybody! I'll be damned if ol Cinda didn't screw this shit up! And right after ragging my as about doing the same shit just yesterday!
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    Really...I will admit to being a shitty typist and having some thought regarding my shitty post here but that just makes me slow not so emotionally frazzled that I f- this shit up.






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    So sorry, but if I may direct your attention to the shitty post in question AND the shitty post before it, I think you will notice that you did, in fact, screw this shit up...
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    So I decide to get out of my shitty mood and say something kind. So I take a look at speedys intro thread to
    remind myself what he said. I will say this is like shooting shitty fish in a
    barrel
    Quote Originally Posted by kingbeefy View Post
    Speedracer, every time I see your picture I see boobs. And just as I start to fist pump and look around for anybody to high five I realize it's just a picture of you smoking at an odd angle. Seriously, it gets me every time.
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    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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