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    Veteran member on the shit thread something to be proud of






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    What's real shitty is that I'm at work on my day off.

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    XL t-shirt, and my favorite one too, now hopelessly stained forever, after slipping in a huge pile of cow shit...
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    Y is the visual in my head of a purple T branded with the famous big lips and a tongue wagging so apropos ..






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    Zero tolerance for this shit cinda. you have failed to shit a second time.

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    Alternatively, maybe she has a tough shit brewing, explaining the lack of shit in her posts?
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    Better get some prune juice for that shit, Cinda.
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    Could be on to something bad whale. It's not like Cinda to do this shit.

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    Damn, cinda, that's rough... Have some coffee, that's what I always do when I fail to shit. Works every time!
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    Even I mess this shit up see lol but you did not get the t-shirt comment too bad.






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    Free Willy I did not forget to shit twice just once watch your shitty diarrhea of the pie whole buck-o






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    Great White Shark shit is big and bloody.
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    How do astronauts shit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPEEDRACER View Post
    How do astronauts shit?
    In a shit vacuum

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    Jimidee crickets shitman its kind of quite in here where is free willy?






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    choose it, and the strength


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    Keep that shit down to a dull roar! Some people are trying to nap around here...
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    Lizard shit.

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    My shit stinks.
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    No shit speedy and the rest of you does not smell like rose either!






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    Other shitters are scarce lately... Down to just cinda, dan, and myself... What's up with that shit?
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