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    Flatulants sometime precede a good shit, or vise-versa. To avoid embarassment one must be carefully trained in determining which will be first.
    Last edited by DeeDubya; 06-06-2008 at 09:33 AM.

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    good shitter must always shit in the right place or shall be banned from the kitchen.
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
    and I'm not sure about the former." -
    Albert Einstein

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    Have I ever mentioned how hairy my ass is? When I go to wipe after taking a shit, it's like trying to find Santa's mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFellows View Post
    Have I ever mentioned how hairy my ass is? When I go to wipe after taking a shit, it's like trying to find Santa's mouth.
    I actually laughed out loud at that shit.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    Just don't shit yourself in the process.

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    *Kicks this shit to see if it's still on.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    LOL, I guess Corvin is our resident shit kicker now.

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