The shit is going to hit the fan today!
The shit is going to hit the fan today!
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
Unfortunately, I think today is going to be boring as shit for me.
Last edited by TravPSU; 08-19-2009 at 07:38 AM.
Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.
Very soon we are going to run out of shit to say
When is there never any shit to talk about? I think we have to all be dead for that shit to happen.
Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
Xikar makes some nice cutters. Their lighters are also top notch.
Oh, shit, wrong thread. Carry on.
Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.
Yes, the shit we have to talk about is getting mighty thin, but you never know what kind of shit you may find next like flamingo shit-- i wonder if it's pink?
Just another day at the office!
Zebra shit is brown.
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Alpha male zebra shit is only brown, other zebra shit is black.
And by the way Zombies don't shit!
Rich
Bullshit!
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
CatshiT...
Don't let your dog eat it!
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
Don't let your dog eat ANY shit and then let it lick your face.
Errrrr....Dogs are definitely dirty (and sometimes dumb shits too)
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
Flippin dogs don't just make dog rockets but eat'em too no wonder they smell like shit when they breath on you. Ewwwwwwwww.
Just another day at the office!
Guy's and Girl, can we stick to the shitty topic here?
Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
Heed the advice from the Alphashit and keep this shit on topic.
Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.
I don't think I'm the Alphashit, but I do think this shit needs to stay on it's shitty topic.
Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
Just don't sit there... let the shit begin!
Just another day at the office!
Koala shit... does it smell like Eucalyptus?
Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.
Lordy lordy CT people can hold thier shitty heads high..its about time!
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
Must be the shit we put in the water...
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
- George Burns
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
- Jack Handy
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