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    The shit is going to hit the fan today!
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
    - Jack Handy

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    Unfortunately, I think today is going to be boring as shit for me.
    Last edited by TravPSU; 08-19-2009 at 07:38 AM.
    Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.

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    Very soon we are going to run out of shit to say

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    When is there never any shit to talk about? I think we have to all be dead for that shit to happen.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    Xikar makes some nice cutters. Their lighters are also top notch.

    Oh, shit, wrong thread. Carry on.
    Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.

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    Yes, the shit we have to talk about is getting mighty thin, but you never know what kind of shit you may find next like flamingo shit-- i wonder if it's pink?
    Just another day at the office!

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    Zebra shit is brown.
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    Alpha male zebra shit is only brown, other zebra shit is black.

    And by the way Zombies don't shit!

    Rich

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    Bullshit!
    The powers that be might take it all away
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    CatshiT...


    Don't let your dog eat it!
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

    ~ Col. Sanders ~


    "I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."

    ~ ashauler ~

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    Don't let your dog eat ANY shit and then let it lick your face.

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    Errrrr....Dogs are definitely dirty (and sometimes dumb shits too)
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    Flippin dogs don't just make dog rockets but eat'em too no wonder they smell like shit when they breath on you. Ewwwwwwwww.
    Just another day at the office!

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    Guy's and Girl, can we stick to the shitty topic here?
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    Heed the advice from the Alphashit and keep this shit on topic.
    Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.

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    I don't think I'm the Alphashit, but I do think this shit needs to stay on it's shitty topic.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    Just don't sit there... let the shit begin!
    Just another day at the office!

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    Koala shit... does it smell like Eucalyptus?
    Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.

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    Lordy lordy CT people can hold thier shitty heads high..its about time!






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    Must be the shit we put in the water...
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
    - Jack Handy

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