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  1. #261
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    You need x-rays to help you shit? That's truly shitty.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    Zebras have kind of a shitty life always being told they look like a horse with stripes. Shit man, sometimes I wish I had stripes.

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    Actually, I know a couple of guys with stripes, they say that shit's not all it's cracked up to be.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    Butt why put down the shit? Pick it up and throw it!
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
    and I'm not sure about the former." -
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    Can I just say...I'm about to drop one Hiroshima bomb of a shit any minute now? I might have to call my neighbors and apologize in advance.

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    Don't think that that shit is really appropriate in here.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    Even if he drops that shit, we won't smell it. So shit that shit out!
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
    and I'm not sure about the former." -
    Albert Einstein

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    Flatulants sometime precede a good shit, or vise-versa. To avoid embarassment one must be carefully trained in determining which will be first.
    Last edited by DeeDubya; 06-06-2008 at 09:33 AM.

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    good shitter must always shit in the right place or shall be banned from the kitchen.
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    and I'm not sure about the former." -
    Albert Einstein

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    Have I ever mentioned how hairy my ass is? When I go to wipe after taking a shit, it's like trying to find Santa's mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFellows View Post
    Have I ever mentioned how hairy my ass is? When I go to wipe after taking a shit, it's like trying to find Santa's mouth.
    I actually laughed out loud at that shit.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

  12. #272

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    Just don't shit yourself in the process.

  13. #273
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    *Kicks this shit to see if it's still on.
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    LOL, I guess Corvin is our resident shit kicker now.

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    Maybe I can jump start this shit.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    New shit to discuss?






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










  17. #277

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    Out with the old shit... In with the new...

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    Prairie dogging your shit is both in and out.

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    Quite interesting the shit that's been happening lately.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    this thread is almost as shitty as my pants.

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