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  1. #521
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    Enough of this shitty day, although tomorrow looks shitty too. Damned truck started leaking gas, turns out the whole gas tank needs to be replaced.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    I've been feeling like shit the past few days. Haven't had a cigar since Saturday.
    Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.

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    For some reason I thought he got this shit..it might be not smoking cigars thats making him mess this shitty thread up!






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    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


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    Gnat shit is really small.

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    holy crap giraffe shit is really tall.
    Just another day at the office!

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    I don't know shit, that's why I am here

  7. #527

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    And now, for the weather . . . wet and shitty this afternoon, with continued wet and shitty for the evening. A cold front is moving in, bringing with it cold, wet, and shitty weather for the rest of the weekend . . .

    And now, sports . . .

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    Jalapeno shit's are hot.......and this shit is now back on track.

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    Keeping up with this shit isn't really all that hard

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    Let me see..... how much shit does it take to keep all this shit straight, there should at least be a marble rolling upstairs, but what if the marble gets stuck?
    Just another day at the office!

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    My God man, this shit ain't cheap...open your wallet

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    Now I got my shit in order. Took me a little while to catch on.
    Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.

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    Ostrich shit......less cholesterol, more flavor.

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    Partaking in copious Jim Beam consumption tonight - work is shitty but bourbon is always nice.

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    Quick, we need more shit, stat!
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    Raptor shit is very rare.

  17. #537

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFellows View Post
    Partaking in copious Jim Beam consumption tonight - work is shitty but bourbon is always nice.
    I partook of a shit load of buffalo dip last night, so even my shit is shitty today.

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    Shit removed from my grandmas attic to date: 1500lbs of garbage. 1000lbs of scrap metal.

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    Tsk tsk Irish79...you're still not catching on to the point of this shitty thread.

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    Shit. JFellows, you found me out... That's some observant shit.

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