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  1. 09-26-2008, 09:16 AM #341
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    you would like that shit
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  2. 10-08-2008, 07:40 PM #342
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    Zany shit happening here lately, I think we may need to lighten the mood.
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  3. 10-08-2008, 08:41 PM #343
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    A good shit is when you don't have to brush the bowl.

    A great shit is when your pants fit looser.
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  4. 10-08-2008, 08:59 PM #344
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    Breaking news - the shit I just took was so violent and liquidy I think I was propelled several inches off of the bowl. It was like an upside-down Old Faithful.
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  5. 10-21-2008, 04:40 PM #345
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    cat shit comes in interesting shapes
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  6. 10-21-2008, 05:26 PM #346
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    Dog shit comes in different sizes, especially my 110 lb Heinz 57 with his elephant size poos.
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  7. 10-21-2008, 06:38 PM #347
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    Effort required
    to shit too much to leave now
    Haiku end badly

    heh.
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  8. 10-22-2008, 07:59 AM #348
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    FPS (Flatulant Propelled Shit) is kinda like doing a cannon ball at the pool, a big splash.
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  9. 10-31-2008, 12:48 AM #349
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    Gigantic crap is a big pile of shit.
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  10. 11-04-2008, 05:29 PM #350
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    Hope that all the US citizens out there exercise their right to make their shit heard today.
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  11. 11-05-2008, 01:37 AM #351
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    I rocked that shit!
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  12. 11-18-2008, 03:20 PM #352
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    Just wondering if this shit is still active?
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    Kleenex doesn't hold up to a good shit.
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  14. 11-18-2008, 10:10 PM #354
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    Cheap TP doesn't hold up to the shit either.
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  15. 11-18-2008, 10:18 PM #355
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmoknTaz View Post
    Cheap TP doesn't hold up to the shit either.
    Let's try this shit again.
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    Listen, Taz...clearly you're not catching on to this shit.

    *edit*

    Man, Corvin totally shitted on me.
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  17. 11-18-2008, 10:49 PM #357
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    Quote Originally Posted by JFellows View Post
    Listen, Taz...clearly you're not catching on to this shit.

    *edit*

    Man, Corvin totally shitted on me.
    Not my intention at all JFellows, just shit timing on your part.
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  18. 11-19-2008, 12:25 AM #358
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    Oh my, Corvin's shit is on point!
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  19. 11-19-2008, 02:37 PM #359
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    Piss on this shit, I was drunk, err very tired.
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  20. 01-04-2009, 11:08 AM #360
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    Quite time to resurrect this shitty thread.
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