ok, no joke, one minute after i posted that ^, this lady comes into work and wants to take a picture of my ear. a girl that works with her had come in earlier today and told her she wanted to see what my ear looked like with the plug out. so i took her away from my boss, took my plug out, and stuck my finger through my ear.

i had to edit that last sentence to make it sound the least perveted possible.
i believe the original read, "took her away from my boss, took it out, and stuck my finger through it." i figured you guys would have a field day with that. but don't worry, i'm gay, remember?

j/k Russell.