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    I was looking in the mirror the other day when I noticed that my bottom lip is starting to get ever so slightly stained. I've only been smoking for just over a year, and maybe 2-3 a week tops, what gives? Suggestions?
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    I ususally smoke my cigar holding it between my teeth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteWidow View Post
    I was looking in the mirror the other day when I noticed that my bottom lip is starting to get ever so slightly stained. I've only been smoking for just over a year, and maybe 2-3 a week tops, what gives? Suggestions?
    You need to start putting them out sooner.

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    It's probably not tobacco. Might be all that "White Widow" you have been smoking. That stuff has more tar than tobacco.

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    You ain't smokin' that hippie lettuce, are you??? It affects your eyesight.

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    WASH YOUR FACE!

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    Smoking has its risks but I've never heard of that one
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.

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    Maybe I should post a picture to show everyone. And screw you, by the way Hefty.
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    I know im a noob, but could it be tar that just keeps hitting your lip? Do you re cut your cigar after youve been smoking it for a bit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Empire23 View Post
    I know im a noob, but could it be tar that just keeps hitting your lip? Do you re cut your cigar after youve been smoking it for a bit?
    No I don't do that, but usually my cigars are in contact with my lips, butted against my teeth. I'm not surprised this is happening, but I just figured this would be after many many years of smoking.
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    Not sure what what caliber the girls are down there, but if i had to guess, I'd say herpes.
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    It's never happened to me.

    BTW, have you been chewing on pens?
    I thought it was a tampon joke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteWidow View Post
    Maybe I should post a picture to show everyone. And screw you, by the way Hefty.


    LMFAO!

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    Definitely not herpes.
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    I vote to see the picture!






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

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    I don't think it would show up in a picture. You can barely see it. I only noticed because my mom said something about it.
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    Haha, I could just imagine the photoshops with the "Funk On My Lip" caption.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteWidow View Post
    I don't think it would show up in a picture. You can barely see it. I only noticed because my mom said something about it.
    hummmmmm I not sure if that is too much info or what we all needed to hear to resolve this mystery.

    Ok you know I am busting your stones a little bit, but look at this cigar holder it might help keep your lip from discoloring:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/OLD-RARE-UNIQUE-...QQcmdZViewItem
    Last edited by cinda; 09-15-2006 at 09:03 PM. Reason: adding not editing






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

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    here's an earnest question - does it feel differently than the area surrounding it? as in, does it feel leathery?

    if you're really that concerned, you should probably go see a doc...
    Look at that... I plumb got myself 5 raisins and 7 termites.

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    Yeah. I vote trip to the doc. Doesn't sound like it's cigar-related to me.
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