bolts will never win a superbowl with schottenheimer as their head coach- does anyone remember how many big games he managed to lose coaching the Chiefs?

colts will never win the superbowl when my 2 year old could rush for 165 and 2 td's on them.

cowboys will never win the superbowl because TO is on that team and he doesn't deserve a ring.

giants will never win the superbowl because the players would probably end up getting unsportsmanlike conduct calls against each other.

ravens will never win the superbowl because Jamal Lewis is slower than molasses and averages about 1/2 yards per carry.

bears will never win the superbowl, grossman throws for more INT's than aaron brooks.

broncos will never win the superbowl, jay cutler, enough said.

seahawks will never win the superbowl, hasselback is too banged up and his wife is an airhead.

saints will never win the superbowl...they're the saints.

I'm willing to go all the way down the list and eventually I'll convince myself that nobody will win the damn game...besides, if the Pack can't win it, nobody should