George, he needs a newbie sampler trade package.

For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a thread where FOGs offer to sell or trade a variety of cigars to a new guy who wants a nice varitey in exhcange for the new guy buying the FOG whatever he wants (sometimes it's just plain cash). The new guy sends the FOG his end first and the FOG sends out a nice sampler pack.

Of course since I'm not considered a FOG here.............