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    Default how do you like your coffee??

    AKRON, Ohio - A former postal worker who poured urine into his co-workers' coffee must serve six months in a jail work-release program. Thomas Shaheen, 50, of suburban Springfield Township, also must pay $1,200 to the people he used to work with to cover their cost of making a secret video of his role in tainting the office coffee.


    Shaheen stood and apologized to several postal workers in Akron Municipal Court where he pleaded guilty on Monday to two misdemeanor charges of tainting food.

    \"I don't know what became of me,\" said Shaheen, a postal employee for 13 years fired from his job at a post office vehicle maintenance facility in Akron. \"I hope you find it in your hearts someday to forgive me.\"

    The tainting occurred over several months. When workers realized what was going on, they told supervisors and an investigation began. When nothing came of the probe, workers had a video camera installed in the room where staffers made coffee.

    Shaheen was videotaped on two occasions in July 2005 pouring urine into a coffee pot in a break room.

    He didn't offer a motive, but his lawyer, Paul Adamson, said Shaheen had been frustrated about his work.

    \"We can't believe Thomas would even stoop to this level for his own personal revenge,\" said Jene Jackson, who worked with Shaheen. \"He would sit in the same room with people and watch them drink his sick little brew and think nothing of it.\"

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    I remember seeing this video all over the news back when this guy was caught. Just put him in jail for six months and let the other cons know what he did, and I bet he'll never get that taste out of his mouth after they finish with him.

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    Better than the traditional postal worker habit of shooting people though!
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    A small consolation, but at least fresh urine is the one bodily fluid that is generally sterile.

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    That is nasty! I would love to find out what they do to him in jail
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    Before i read that story, i was ready to say Coffee with cream and sugar. That is definalty a new way to try your coffee.
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    $1,200? Thats it? I would want WAY more or 3 minutes alone in a sound proof room to call that anywhere near close to even.
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    Oh Crap! I was thinking more like "in bed with my g/f neeked" LOL! Sorry I read on...
    The problem with people who have no vices is....
    generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

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