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  1. 10-02-2006, 11:19 PM #1
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    Default Now that we're all sick of politics...

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    my cats breath smells like cat food.
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  3. 10-03-2006, 09:28 AM #3
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    is it the chicken...or the egg??.....
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    I'm a Black Ninja Mother F*($ers!!!!
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    I am a dollar.
    Equality is not seeing different things equally. It's seeing different things differently.
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    and in the words of curtis jackson........"i am fitty cent"....
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    I hurt my toe and now I limp.
    I thought it was a tampon joke!
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    The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger, you dance all night, then you throw it away... the condom, I mean, not the stranger.

    "...all roads lead to cigars."
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    I've been called apathetic but I could care less.
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    I am the walrus.

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    Head, now there is a classic movie.
    I thought it was a tampon joke!
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    me fail english, that's unpossible
    "If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
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    My dog just farted...
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    I were a high school graduate.
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    "there's snakes...on the motherfuckin' plane"!!!!..
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    What we have here is a failure to communicate.
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    My best friend's a leprechaun, he tells me to burn things...
    "If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
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    A few quotes from Star Wars made funnier by changing one word to "pants"

    you are unwise to lower your pants
    chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this
    you came in those pants? you're braver than i thought.
    I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
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  20. 10-04-2006, 08:13 PM #20
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    ba-da-BING
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