Time to do some ladie bashing
Why did God invent Shopping carts?
To teach women to walk on their hind legs...
Why couldn't the woman answer the phone?
Cause her chain only reached from the bedroom to the kitchen...
Why is a girls pussy so close to her asshole?
So you can pick her up like a six pack...
How do you know your girlfriends fat?
Cause you can't hear the stereo...
What do you do with a fat girlfriend?
Roll her in flower and look for the wetspot....
hehe, bad taste jokes, but keep 'em coming guys
And for the girls on this board, it's open season on us guys, so let's hear 'em....
All these jokes are in good humour by the way, I first heard them as a kid a long long time ago....
Last edited by Roham; 10-17-2006 at 04:20 AM.
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