3 tough mice!
3 mice are sitting around a table drinking some whiskey and smoking a cigar!
The first mouse says, " When I see those poison pellets, I walk up, grind them into a fine powder with my heel and sniff a line like it was coke."
The second mouse says, "Ya well, when I see a mouse trap, I walk over, take the cheese, and as the bar comes slamming down on me, I catch it and do 10 reps like a bench press."
The third mouse gets up from the table and puts on his leather jacket as he starts walking towards the door.
The other two mice say, "Hey, where do you think you're going?"
The third mouse says "I'm going to fuck the cat"
"smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud
"The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa
“The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda
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