Memo: How to Help the Airline Industry.

[CoventryCat86]

Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin' strippers. What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

[designwise1]

Sounds like a sound business plan to me.

[Newfie]

CC, I'm not sure Clinton would have the girls nude, he seems to prefer blue dresses, right??

One thing though, Clinton would surely allow smoking cigars on the airlines. They might be somewhat "flavoured", but they'd still be there!!!

[Shelby07]

If you left it up to Clinton the plane wouldn't be able to get off the ground!