Here's a thread I've wanted to start for awhile: "What in hell were they thinking?" cigars. I can think of about a dozen off the top of my head, but I'll start with two of the most well known.

The outrageous smokes ever rolled:

#1 (of course) Inmenso by Perdomo

http://www.perdomocigars.com/inmenso.html

Bring on the clown shoes! A seven-inch, 70 ring gauge monstrocity that doubles as personal defense. (You would not want to be clubbed over the head with this cigar.) This one also allows the smoker to exercise while smoking, as the thing weighs about the same as a Louisville Slugger. Set aside four to five hours if you plan to actually smoke one of these giants. There are bigger cigars out there (Hell, the Galaxia has nearly triple the tobacco), but Inmenso started it all.

Besides having the goofiest box and goofiest band, Inmenso is the cigar that lends itself to more jokes than any other.

Examples:

Is that an Inmenso in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
But honey, you said I could only smoke ONE cigar!


#2 The Big Bamboo by Graycliff

http://www.graycliff.com/index.php?o...=page&SubMenu=


Another "Bigger is better" cigar, this one is LOOOOONNNNNNGGGGG -- 18 inches long in fact. But not only is it long and fat (60 ring gauge), this one comes with an unfinished "shaggy" foot -- so it's near impossible to store without making a mess. At about $40 per stick, this mammoth puts the hurt on your wallet and your wrist. Smoke these too much and you're pretty-much guaranteed to get carpal tunnel syndrome.

But the Big Bamboo has plenty of other uses besides smoking -- you can cut the shag off, poke holes in it and voila! Clarinet! Also doubles as a pool cue, polo mallet, and marching band baton.