"oh, and I've never kissed a girl."Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff
Moses of the South
"oh, and I've never kissed a girl."
btw.......WTF is a "furrie"??????
OH MY GOD!!!!!
PLEASURES OF THE FUR
Welcome to the world of "furries": the thousands of Americans who've gotten in touch with their inner raccoon, or wolf, or fox. Judging from the Midwest FurFest, this is no hobby. It's sex; it's religion; it's a whole new way of life.
BY GEORGE GURLEY
A moose is loitering outside a hotel in the Chicago suburb of Arlington Heights. The moose -- actually a man in a full-body moose costume -- is here for a convention ... and so is the porcupine a few feet away, as well as the many foxes and wolves.
Even the people in regular clothes have a little something (ferret hand puppet, rabbit ears) to set them apart from the ordinary hotel guests. One man in jeans and a button-down shirt gets up from a couch in the lobby and walks over to the elevator, revealing a fluffy tail dragging behind him. The elevator doors open. Inside, a fellow is kissing a man with antlers on his head.
The other hotel guests look stunned.
"We're a group of people who like things having to do with animals and cartoons," a man in a tiger suit tells a woman. "We're furries."
"So cute," the woman says.
Welcome to the Midfest FurFest.
Here, a number of "Furries" -- people whose interest in animal characters goes further than an appreciation of The Lion King -- are gathering together.
At 7:30 P.M., near the front desk, three men known as Pack Rat, Rob Fox, and Zen Wolph are scratching one another's backs -- grooming one another, like macaques in the zoo. "Skritching" [sic], they call it. I am tempted to turn around and run. Instead, I find myself talking with Keith Dickinson, a self-described "computer geek." Not long ago, this man, a 37-year-old from Kansas City, Kansas, was so depressed he could barely bring himself to go to the grocery store. And then it hit him. He started to believe that, somewhere deep down, he was actually ... a polar bear.
"In normal society," Dickinson says, "two people who hardly know each other do not walk up and scratch each other's back. But when you're one of the furs, it's one big extended family."
Next to him is his skinny, longhaired, fedora-wearing sidekick, a 23-year-old art student named Ian Johnson (nametag: R.C. RABBITSFOOT). Last year, Johnson, who has brought the ashes of his dead cat to the FurFest, persuaded Dickinson to attend another furry convention in Memphis, and that's what did it.
"It's a new way of looking at the world," Dickinson says. "It's like looking at it with baby eyes, or cub eyes."
"You regress into a child when you come to a convention,"Johnson says, "because it's that kind of camaraderie, or childishness."
i am seriously afraid now......
if duke ever comes back....i need to know........do you smoke your little flavored cigars while dressed in your furry costume???...
what is your costume of choice??
are you worried that the fur will catch on fire??
others....please ask any questions you might have.....this thread may become a classic...
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Moses of the South
Maybe this is where CoventryCat86's name really comes from.
And the next time I hear somebody say they've got butterflies in their stomach, I'm punching them in the throat, no questions asked.
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I'm not a big fan of flavored cigars but once in a blue moon I have a CAO Moontrance. They're not bad for flavored cigars.
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No. I actually did talk about it somewhere (what my screen name means) but the Dukester will be sadded by the fact that I don't actually have a pussy cat costume that I prance around Windham County with.Maybe this is where CoventryCat86's name really comes from.
And the next time I hear somebody say they've got butterflies in their stomach, I'm punching them in the throat, no questions asked.
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Moses of the South
No. I actually did talk about it somewhere (what my screen name means) but the Dukester will be sadded by the fact that I don't actually have a pussy cat costume that I prance around Windham County with.
yes, i'm sure there is a purr-fectly good explanation of your name.
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I actually have a pussy cat costume that I prance around Windham County with.
Just a little creative editing...Don't think Bill really has a cat coustume.
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ROFL....This thread belongs in the "Aficionados" forum right next to the "Taking an emergency dump thread".Bet he has furry little palms.
In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit.
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Skritching?
Furries? Skritching? This was recently on an episode of one of the cop shows, L&O or CSI, I can't remember which show. This is exactly why I stay home to smoke. Can you imagine if they all to decide to attend Big Smoke? Fortunately there is no off-season for hunting furries.
Mom & Dad must be pleased to be funding his education - and FurrieFun. Bet they wish he was into pot, booze and college chicks.
Wonder what he does when he is in full Furrie smoking one of his flavored puss sticks and he has to take a dump.
Life is full of sorrow, live joyfully
Today the King came to see me, but it's not what you think.
CSI has done an episode concerning furries.....i had forgotten about it and my son reminded me of it....there are many visuals surrounding this....the dukester...dressed as a llama or large rabbit.....sitting on a curb,smoking his strawberry flavored little cigar....an ash gets on the costume...it instantly catches on fire.....news reports start flying around about an animal on fire....it escalates from there....
duke.....help us here, son......you've become a cult favorite....and still no fucking newbie thread!!!
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My wife and I love CSI... especially Las Vegas... that Scritching episode seriously left me going WTF!!!!! Some of the weirdest shit EVAR!!!
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(are pigs furry?)
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