....and we were sitting down last night telling me about the filling she had, and about how she's going to see a specialist regarding a root canal she had a month ago and still having pain.

"Oh, by the way, here's $250", she says. I ask what that was for. She says "Dr. ****** wants a box of Monte Cristo #2's brought back from Cuba and I told him you'd get them for him".

I says "You What??"".

She looks at me a bit weird, and I say

"We're only allowed 50 each and I'm having issues trying to decide what to cut off my list, and you're giving space away??"

She says "I'm not giving it away. I just gave you the cash!!"

I said "If I have to explain it, you'll never understand!!!"

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH