Basil

[Secret Santa]

Unlike the rest of these tobacco puffing bad-asses, you have been very nice and sublime this year. No angry outbists or curse words. I had a big ass bag of Match-Lite just waiting for you, too. Guess I'll have to make my famous Raindeer steaks this year to use up all that coal. Since you've been so good and nice to every spammer, one-hit-wonder, and dumbass post I'll be very nice to you. Just tell santa what your sarcastic asshole wants.

[Secret Santa]

Pure as the driven snow, ehh? When I see pure snow, I make it a priority to turn it yellow. I go through a lot of beer and water up here at the "Pole". You dont have long to tell santa what you want before he tells his Dominican slave elves to get their ass in gear.

[basil]

Santa, WTF is an outbist? And, is a raindeer some kinda code word for kinky golden shower bestiality? Fuck that. And, you're scarin' me with that what does my sarcastic asshole want question

Ok, let's see, well, I like maddies and SG's. I've been looking for padilla 8/11's and the new Oliva "S" series in B&M's and haven't had any luck. Hell I like lots of cigars - med-full. No booze - I don't drink. But I love to eat, and enjoy cooking as well. So, whatever the slave elves ( !!!) can throw together!

Wait, scratch all that. Bring me Cindy Margolis. I will be very nice if you bring me that. Nekkid.

[Secret Santa]

Well, be on the lookout. Santa has just gotten through this catastrophe of a holiday that you punks created. The labor we had to use to supplement the damn Dominican elves was American circus midgets and those punks instilled this 'Give Thanks' crap on my regulars. Next thing I know the fuckers got a turkey cooking. How they got a turkey up here is beyond me! Needless to say, I'm getting Canadian circus midgets next year. Thanksgiving in October will help me a lot! One of the Circus midgets did some sort of "B" movie with this Margolis chic you were talking about so you can thank that children's clothes buying punk later. Build him a rollercoaster that he will be tall enough to ride on or something. BTW, if you know of any children with prior sweatshop experience, fax me their resume.

[Cabaiguan Juan]

Well, be on the lookout. Santa has just gotten through this catastrophe of a holiday that you punks created. The labor we had to use to supplement the damn Dominican elves was American circus midgets and those punks instilled this 'Give Thanks' crap on my regulars. Next thing I know the fuckers got a turkey cooking. How they got a turkey up here is beyond me! Needless to say, I'm getting Canadian circus midgets next year. Thanksgiving in October will help me a lot! One of the Circus midgets did some sort of "B" movie with this Margolis chic you were talking about so you can thank that children's clothes buying punk later. Build him a rollercoaster that he will be tall enough to ride on or something. BTW, if you know of any children with prior sweatshop experience, fax me their resume.

Its like Basil is his own Santa or something.

[Secret Santa]

Its like Basil is his own Santa or something.

You better start asking the Easter Bunny for meat cuz your stuck with coal for the next 5 years for that asshat remark!
Basil, your package has been sent: 03050830000430818973

[basil]

You better start asking the Easter Bunny for meat cuz your stuck with coal for the next 5 years for that asshat remark!
Basil, your package has been sent: 03050830000430818973

No goddamn way. holy shit! I mean damn! I think I need a little clarification here - I mean, the bunny came, and not the easter one (is that for real??!?). heh. CJ, I stand humbled. I have been merry christmased! many many thanks!

[Cabaiguan Juan]

One thing Texas doesn't have the rest of the contry beat on is Oreo's. Hope you like'm all.