The Iranian ambassador to he UN had finished his speech and walked out int the lobby, where he met President Bush."You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America," he said. " My son watches Star Trek and on it there is Chekov, who is Russian, Scotty, who is Scottish, and Sulu, who is Japanese, but no Iranians. My son is very upset and does not understant why where aren't any Iranians on the show."

President Bush laughed and replied, "That's because it takes place in the future."