Father, forgive me for I have sinned. It has been too long since my last confession. Tonight, I lit a cigar with a lighter. I know i know. But I went in blockbuster and came out and my cigar went out and there were no matches to be found. I had to stop by a gas station and dish out 85 cents. I knew what I was doing, but I did it anyway. I have no self-control. Forgive me.