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    bigpoppapuff Guest

    Default police dept answering machine...

    Hello, you have reached the ____________ Police Department Voice Mail.

    Pay close attention as we have to update the choices often as new and unusual circumstances arrive. Please select one of the following options:

    - To whine about us not doing anything to solve a problem you created for yourself, press 1.

    - To postulate whether someone has to die before we'll do something about a problem, press 2.

    - To report an officer for bad manners when in reality the officer is trying to keep your neighborhood safe, press 3.

    - If you would like us to raise your children, press 4.

    - If you would like us to take control of your life due to your alcoholic or chemical dependency, press 5.

    - If you would like us to instantly restore order to a situation that took years to deteriorate, press 6.

    - To provide a list of police officers you personally know so we will not take enforcement action against you, press 7.

    - To sue us, tell us you'll have our badge, that you pay our salary, or proclaim our career is over, press 8.

    - To hear this menu again, wrap aluminum foil around your head and turn around three times.

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    bigpoppapuff Guest

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    LMAO.....

    I actually had someone wear the foil hat once.... made him walk around the park.... LOL
    I'm not big on doing reviews, tobacco doesn't taste like "cocoa" or "nutty" or "mocha" to me, it tastes like freakin' TOBACCO. I know what I like and I really don't care what other people think of other cigars. I've never read a review and said to myself "Wow, that sounds like a cigar I'd like to try!"

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    Great!






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