Hey all, just wanted to vent my frustration at the ignorance of some people (the "boobs", you don't think this was about jubblies did you? ) regarding cigar smoking.

At christmas my brother recieved a dozen piddly little seniorita sambuca solo cigars and shared them out at the table. Myself being the only one who knows how to smoke gave some sound advice only for my father to butt in:

"this is how you smoke a cigar!" at which point he proceeds to inhale deep and long like it was a cigarette before choking and coming up with some retard excuse.
Then the pair of them (brother and father) smoke the damn things down till they were burning their fingers on the ash. My brother then proceeds to utter the ridiculous words
"the last bit is always too harsh" but he smokes it anyway! I do tell them not to.

The other friday I enjoyed a nice fat nicaraguan robusto and left about 2 inches as it was stale by that point. I didn't take the ashtray away before my old man got in from the pub and he saw the nub and said "are you going to smoke that?"

"no" I said. "it's dead"

(Listen, because this is the important part.)
My father - "but there is some left..."

My father and brother both smoke ciggies, probably over 30 a day each so they instantly believe they are the gurus of smoking any substance ever in the history of the planet.
Does anyone else have to suffer this kind of annoyance on a regular basis?


I apologise for my cynicism, I have stress and not much going for me, I like to complain as it makes me feel good