I'm Drunk Again ...

[chefchris]

So last nite after I made myself a quesadilla i went searching for a cigar before my girlfriend and I lay down to watch The Sopranos. I always joke with her and ask her what she wants. She always says she can't smoke a whole one. She likes the Sancho Panza Double Maduro, RP Vintage 1990, and the CT Exodus 1959. Pretty good taste if I don't say so myself. Anyways, she always takes a puff or two of mine but won't smoke a whole one. I offered her one last nite and she gave me the usuall excuse so I picked out a Gurkha Expedition, a Sancho Panza and a Don Diego, all very small sizes. Laid them all on the trunk and assured her she could handle it. If not, no big deal. She went with the Gurkha. I tought her how to cut, toast the cigar, light the cigar and eventually relight the cigar.

Can't tell you how happy it made me to be laying next to Sarah and sharing a cigar with her. It meant alot to me. She made it through the cigar fine. I even tought her how to exhale through her nose. It was a real bonding experience and I freaking loved it.






Side note: In the Sopranos last nite Season 2 Volume 2 Tony is over an excecutive poker game. He tells one of the guys to bring him and his doctor friend a Macanudo. WTF Tony?! Last season you're giving away boxes of Cuban Montecristo's and now Macanudos? Like the friggin' Britney Spears of the Mafia.

Another thing I noticed last nite is Tony is at a funeral, goes to a side room and pulls out this whopping cigar. The guy with him says "I don't think you're suppose to smoke in here" Tony looks at the guy laying with an open casket next to them and says, "I don't think he minds ... DO YOU MIND? ... See he doesn't mind." Not even a minute later he walks back out into the service with no cigar. Why would you light a Churchill and only to take 3 puffs out of it?

Anways, point of the story is my girlfriend is cooler than yours. Let's not forget the trunkador.