Toss me your garbage

Archmedes · 02-24-2007, 02:37 AM

If anyone has junk sitting around that they don't want, or is old or crummy or messed up to the point you don't want it, I would love to take them off your hands. I have friends who always love to mooch and I am damn poor so I can't afford very much for myself anyway. I would be happy to pay your shipping and anything you may want for the cigars. Please don't worry about it being to crappy. If you have anything you have been thinking of tossing, please let me have it, as long is it is damn cheap.

This is only my first post and already I am begging for sticks.

Seriously though I am only asking for the cigars you want to toss. Waste not want not.

**drew_goring** · 02-24-2007, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by Archmedes

If anyone has junk sitting around that they don't want, or is old or crummy or messed up to the point you don't want it, I would love to take them off your hands. I have friends who always love to mooch and I am damn poor so I can't afford very much for myself anyway. I would be happy to pay your shipping and anything you may want for the cigars. Please don't worry about it being to crappy. If you have anything you have been thinking of tossing, please let me have it, as long is it is damn cheap.

This is only my first post and already I am begging for sticks.

Seriously though I am only asking for the cigars you want to toss. Waste not want not.

Tell your mooching friends to fuck off. If I have any garbage smokes, that is exactly where they are now. I don't keep shit around that I'm not gonna smoke. Why don't you use that postage money that you are willing to spend to buy a handful of cheap smokes? Hell, if you can't afford to smoke...DON'T!

(purobrat...is that you?)

Archmedes · 02-24-2007, 02:50 AM

purobrat...is that you?

Sure, whatever just don't yell at me! *bursts into rolling tears*

No, I didn't mean to suggest that you keep garbage around, but if sometime you deide to toss a cigar... send it to meesah. Seriously, it's either that or I once again sink to smoking swisher fucking sweets (okay, not that low).

If you can't afford it don't smoke

Oh, burned!

**drew_goring** · 02-24-2007, 02:56 AM

Originally Posted by Archmedes

Oh, burned!

It wasn't an insult. If you can't afford smokes for yourself, then don't smoke them. If you can barely afford smokes for yourself, and you have mooching friends, point them in the direction of your nearest local B&M and tell them to go pound dirt.

Archmedes · 02-24-2007, 03:00 AM

It wasn't an insult. If you can't afford smokes for yourself, then don't smoke them. If you can barely afford smokes for yourself, and you have mooching friends, point them in the direction of your nearest local B&M and tell them to go pound dirt.

Thing is, they share with me all the time so I would feel pretty damn guilty.

**boomshay** · 02-24-2007, 03:34 AM

you are a mooch on multiple levels, you mooch off them, then mooch off others to pay them back... this is getting intense if you ask me

**WOXOF** · 02-24-2007, 03:59 AM

Originally Posted by Archmedes

If anyone has junk sitting around that they don't want, or is old or crummy or messed up to the point you don't want it, I would love to take them off your hands. I have friends who always love to mooch and I am damn poor so I can't afford very much for myself anyway. I would be happy to pay your shipping and anything you may want for the cigars. Please don't worry about it being to crappy. If you have anything you have been thinking of tossing, please let me have it, as long is it is damn cheap.

This is only my first post and already I am begging for sticks.

Seriously though I am only asking for the cigars you want to toss. Waste not want not.

I have some dog rockets laying around. Post your name and address so I know where to send them.

**Lopaka** · 02-24-2007, 04:09 AM

What the!?!? First class mooch on the first post. Nice.

I don't have junk cigars because I don't buy junk cigars. Go to the gas station and enjoy those white owls you mooch.

**Cabaiguan Juan** · 02-24-2007, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by Archmedes

If anyone has junk sitting around that they don't want, or is old or crummy or messed up to the point you don't want it, I would love to take them off your hands. I have friends who always love to mooch and I am damn poor so I can't afford very much for myself anyway. I would be happy to pay your shipping and anything you may want for the cigars. Please don't worry about it being to crappy. If you have anything you have been thinking of tossing, please let me have it, as long is it is damn cheap.

This is only my first post and already I am begging for sticks.

Seriously though I am only asking for the cigars you want to toss. Waste not want not.

This is a pretty bad way to start out. If you've looked around and seen how we treat people who come in and start asking to mooch off of people then I'd hope you'd have enough common sense to start out differently. This means your either impatient and jumped feet in before looking, stupid in thinking it wouldn't happen to you, or you are a social retard. I'm all for giving you a second chance in introducing your self if you are interested in joining this community but right now you are dog shit. Mooching among friends is one thing, but I/we are not your friends, yet. If this is how you want to introduce your self to me then fuck off I don’t want or need you as a friend. Go do a proper intro post and repent on your poor manners and social retardedness.

**Dickson** · 02-24-2007, 09:17 AM

Okay guys, I've been her a while soooooo.......I can't afford alot of boxes of cubans. If you have any your looking to get rid of. I'll take them. This way I can give the mooches my Davidoff's, DCM's, RYJ's, Fuente premiums, Anejo's. No please don't think, I'm mooching. I'd be willing to pay postage.

**Cabaiguan Juan** · 02-24-2007, 09:46 AM

I just remembered that I did take some trash out side to the dumpster today. Next bag I'm taking out, I'll address to you and if you send me some stamps I'll see if the post office will take it.

On the rare chance they don’t accept trash bags with stamps and an address pinned to it as legitimate mail, I'll see about getting a catapult. Just tell me which direction to point it in.

**Bkcloud114** · 02-24-2007, 10:02 AM

I was thinking about taking the full ashtray in the garage and sending it to this fucking MOOCH.....

Fuck off.....

john51277 · 02-24-2007, 12:02 PM

Damn, I'm a new guy also, but It does not make me stupid!! Read more, post less, and don't be a Friggin MOOCH!!

**ggiese** · 02-24-2007, 12:51 PM

Hey, archie - I've got all kinds of garbage smokes. I'll send 'em to you free!!!

You in?

*** Hurry - this offer ends soon!!! Do NOT accept substitutes - especially from Hugh Jorgan enterprises. Note: there is a charge for shipping and handling ($19.95)... Acceptance of this offer will constitue automatic enrollment in the "Garbage Cigars of the Month" © club. Each and every month I'll mail you my garbage - for a nominal fee (99 cents, with an additional $19.95 shipping and handing fee). You may end your club membership at any time by sending a cancellation letter via certified mail. The offer will end 90 days after the request to terminate your enrollment is received. Void where prohibited. Not valid in Alaska and Wisconsin. Terms and conditions subject to change without notice.

john51277 · 02-24-2007, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by ggiese

Hey, archie - I've got all kinds of garbage smokes. I'll send 'em to you free!!!

You in?

*** Hurry - this offer ends soon!!! Do NOT accept substitutes - especially from Hugh Jorgan enterprises. Note: there is a charge for shipping and handling ($19.95)... Acceptance of this offer will constitue automatic enrollment in the "Garbage Cigars of the Month" © club. Each and every month I'll mail you my garbage - for a nominal fee (99 cents, with an additional $19.95 shipping and handing fee). You may end your club membership at any time by sending a cancellation letter via certified mail. The offer will end 90 days after the request to terminate your enrollment is received. Void where prohibited. Not valid in Alaska and Wisconsin. Terms and conditions subject to change without notice.

Now thats funny as hell, I don't care who ya are!!

**597** · 02-24-2007, 01:12 PM

What a mooch. You claim you want cigars to give to your friends because there mooches? Then you claim you feel bad because they always share with you? Sounds to me that you are the true mooch. Stop Smoking if you can't afford it, and oh go f#$% yourself.

**cigar no baka** · 02-24-2007, 01:36 PM

We don't take kindly to any attempt at mooching on this board. You're off to a terrible start here, so take your lumps and try to dig yourself out of that hole you're digging for yourself, if you plan on staying. If not, then fuck off fucktard.

**nhcigarfan** · 02-24-2007, 01:54 PM

This has to be a joke. Hex - is this ip familiar?

**illilli** · 02-24-2007, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by Cabaiguan Juan

I just remembered that I did take some trash out side to the dumpster today. Next bag I'm taking out, I'll address to you and if you send me some stamps I'll see if the post office will take it.

On the rare chance they don’t accept trash bags with stamps and an address pinned to it as legitimate mail, I'll see about getting a catapult. Just tell me which direction to point it in.

Man CJ! I take a few months off and come back and you are Mr. BadASS Asshat Terminator! hmmm,....Badasshat Terminator...., I'm impressed!

**ReV** · 02-24-2007, 04:10 PM

haha, i have 5 little macanudo maduros i cant get rid of... i cant give the damn things away. I dont think its ethical to send them out though, they aren't worth the postage.