Quote Originally Posted by ggiese View Post
Hey, archie - I've got all kinds of garbage smokes. I'll send 'em to you free!!!


You in?



*** Hurry - this offer ends soon!!! Do NOT accept substitutes - especially from Hugh Jorgan enterprises. Note: there is a charge for shipping and handling ($19.95)... Acceptance of this offer will constitue automatic enrollment in the "Garbage Cigars of the Month" © club. Each and every month I'll mail you my garbage - for a nominal fee (99 cents, with an additional $19.95 shipping and handing fee). You may end your club membership at any time by sending a cancellation letter via certified mail. The offer will end 90 days after the request to terminate your enrollment is received. Void where prohibited. Not valid in Alaska and Wisconsin. Terms and conditions subject to change without notice.
Now thats funny as hell, I don't care who ya are!!