The Greatest

[heftysmokes]

Okay, I was taking my dog to the groomers this morning and during one of Bob and Tom's ridiculously long commercial breaks, I flipped over to the classic rock station and "Mama Kin" by Aerosmith was playing. It hit me right then, this is the greatest Aerosmith song (agree or not, I don't care).

Anyway, I thought "this is a good thread idea." So I want to know what you guys think is the greatest....anything. Ice cream, car, soda, beer, mattress, golf clubs, western, whatever you want. Simply state...



"______ is the greatest _______ ever."

I'll start with my earlier example....


"Mama Kin" is the greatest Aerosmith song ever.

[CgarDan]

Dan Marino is the greates QB ever

[guado]

My WIFE is the greatest WOMAN ever!

[mills]

My WIFE is the greatest woman ever.

Uh, yeah, me too. (Why wasn't that the first thing that came to my head?)

[guado]

Uh, yeah, me too. (Why wasn't that the first thing that came to my head?)

It's ok...at first I was thinking of thongs and asses(and I don't mean donkeys).

[The Korean]

It's ok...at first I was thinking of thongs and asses(and I don't mean donkeys).

Keeping with the same topic

Mirrored sunglasses is the greatest invention ever

[Newfie]

My WIFE is the greatest WOMAN ever!

AzzKissin will get ya everything here dood!!!!

[mills]

Rugby is the greatest sport ever

[Newfie]

Killer Beans is the best coffee I've ever had.

Black Sabbath (the original 4) is the best rock concert I've ever been to.

Guinness is the best beer I've ever drank. (That many Irishmen can't be wrong.)

Sweet Child o' Mine is the bestest rock song I've ever listened to.

Fender Stratocaster is the best guitar I've ever played.

A blue rare striploin steak is the best meat I cook.

Lamb Vindaloo is the best spiced up dish I make

Uuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm, we can do more than one, right???