Mmmmm....

[bigpoppapuff]

Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this

[cigarsarge]

That would be Jules Winnfield aka Samuel Jackson in "Pulp Fiction".

[bigpoppapuff]

quotes,por favor....

[BostonBull]

quotes,por favor....

Best movie of all time!

Say what again!

[cigarsarge]

Well ain't this place a geographical oddity...Two weeks from everywhere!!!

[bigpoppapuff]

Well ain't this place a geographical oddity...Two weeks from everywhere!!!

wrong movie...but great quote....sheeesh....

[AK & Stogie]

I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it

[guado]

Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.

[prophetic_joe]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[prophetic_joe]

And one of the greatest Christopher Walker scenes ever.

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

[ggiese]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

And one of the greatest Christopher Walker scenes ever.

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

My absolute two favorite scenes in the movie...

"Uuummmm, that's a tasty burger. Vince, you ever try a Big Kahuna Burger? You wanna bite, they're real good. Well, if you like hamburgers give 'em a try sometime. Me, I can't usually eat 'em 'cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian. Which more or less makes me a vegetarian, but I sure love the taste of a good burger."

"....Sprite, good, mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?"

"What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"

"Goddamn! That's a pretty fuckin' good milk shake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars, but it's pretty fuckin' good."

[cls515]

1. ....well allow me to retort....
2. I'm trying REAL hard....
3. Normally both of you would be dead as fing fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either of your asses.

1. No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr.-soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing -pain-rapist here.

One of the baddest, smartest movies ever made.