whatever that bitches name is
Hey moron, it's bitch's

This one is a classic:
And where the hell do you come up with this stuff about me trying to meet women?
Hey kid, trying to LIE your way out of things is a very BAD idea, especially when your lies can be easily refuted (that means to prove wrong with evidence since you are probably not intelligent enough to know what "refute" means).

Spencer, your lack of respect for those who should be shown respect is very troubling. When you get old enough to drink, I'd suggest you avoid going to bars because with an attitude like yours, you won't live to age 22.

There is no hope for this snot nosed little punk, time to move on.......