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$650 low rent for easy-going person (Chelsea)

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Reply to: hous-301695294@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-27, 11:03PM EDT


i have a wonderful apartment for a reasonable price. I found out by living with other people that i have some habbits that can be difficult to deal with. i've been though several roommates during the past few months and have now decided to list my habbits in hopes of finding a stable roommate.


1. i have a cat. you must love cats and not be allergic.

2. i brush him everyday from 7 until 8 p.m. in the living room.

3. sometimes i don't feel like talking. i will let you know and you are to go to your room.

4. my mother comes over once a week to pick up some things and she also yells at me for being a homosexual. i am not a homosexual.

5. i keep my kitchen floor so clean you can eat off of it, which is what i do. i eat off a tile in the middle of the kitchen with chopsitcks. i eat two hardboiled eggs every night.


6. i have a problem with metal kitchen utencils. i only permit disposable utencils in the apartment. you are not to bring anything else.

7. all the food in the fridge is labled with different names. you can be sure that they are all mine. you are to label your food "mortimer." i will not eat mortimer's food.

if you're seriously interested contact me and please list your habbits. Please send a photo. thanks




cats are OK - purrr
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[CoventryCat86]

LMAO!!

That is hilarious. Notice how she spells "utensils" A real brein surgeon this one is.

There are laws on the books in almost all states prohibiting people from discriminating when it comes to housing, I just saw some proposed bills in the Connecticut legislature that even strengthen the existing laws.

My ex-wife advertised a room to rent on craig's list and the only people who responded were the whack jobs. Needless to say, she wasted lots of money and is still looking for someone to rent the room.

[Shelby07]

The funniest thing here is that she's looking for a "stable" roommate? I don't think she'd recognize one if it hit her in the face.
OK - It really doesn't matter what I think, but it's another post for the contest!
I also have to laugh at her "habbits."

[CoventryCat86]

The funniest thing here is that she's looking for a "stable" roommate? I don't think she'd recognize one if it hit her in the face.
OK - It really doesn't matter what I think, but it's another post for the contest!
I also have to laugh at her "habbits."

"Unstable roommate seeking stable roommate"

[chefchris]

holy balls, highlight the smiley below.





weird huh?

JAPANESE INVASION !!!

[Bassfever]

That is soooooooooo funny.

[pub spears]

Too bad. I have a fear of chopsticks. I wonder if they are disposable.

[guado]

I wonder if I could leave instead of going to my room when it is cat brushing time.