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    A cool trick if you want to steal from them is to ask to take out the trash. You throw a few boxes of cigars in with the trash. Come back late at night and find your loot. They will never see it coming!

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    Just kidding!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigsmoke View Post
    A cool trick if you want to steal from them is to ask to take out the trash. You throw a few boxes of cigars in with the trash. Come back late at night and find your loot. They will never see it coming!
    Quote Originally Posted by bigsmoke View Post
    Just kidding!
    I hope so, because there is no integrity in that, plus I would not want to do that to anyone, much less someone whom I like and admire.
    The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigsmoke View Post
    Just kidding!
    guys .... he was joking.
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    Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.

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    Awesome to hear!

    I hope to one day work..hell even volunteer at the local B&M once he sets up the smoking room at the new place!

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    Yes, I was just kidding. I thought it would create a bit of a ruckus but be kind of funny at the same time. Sorry if my joke was harmful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigsmoke View Post
    Yes, I was just kidding. I thought it would create a bit of a ruckus but be kind of funny at the same time. Sorry if my joke was harmful.
    Not harmful, just real bad taste. Dont worry about it, its not like I've never told a bad joke myself, water under the bridge.
    The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabaiguan Juan View Post
    Not harmful, just real bad taste. Dont worry about it, its not like I've never told a bad joke myself, water under the bridge.


    You were out of line with your lecturing and you're still trying to justify your obnoxiousness.....

    "Real bad taste" LMAO!!

    Nice to see we have an official CigarSmokers Minister of Taste to keep this place on the up and up.

    Please check your "life coaching" hat at the door, it's not needed here........
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86 View Post


    You were out of line with your lecturing and you're still trying to justify your obnoxiousness.....

    "Real bad taste" LMAO!!

    Nice to see we have an official CigarSmokers Minister of Taste to keep this place on the up and up.

    Please check your "life coaching" hat at the door, it's not needed here........
    PM Sent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabaiguan Juan View Post
    Not harmful, just real bad taste. Dont worry about it, its not like I've never told a bad joke myself, water under the bridge.
    What - bad taste because they're not smoking right? Maybe you're picking out cigars that are too strong. Better taste with cigars that are a tad milder.

    But - don't worry about it. It's water under the bridge.

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    "...water under the bridge"

    What an IDIOM!



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    Quote Originally Posted by bigsmoke View Post
    A cool trick if you want to steal from them is to ask to take out the trash. You throw a few boxes of cigars in with the trash. Come back late at night and find your loot. They will never see it coming!
    WTF????????
    "No one can tell me what is a good cigar -- for me. I am the only judge. There are no standards -- no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him."
    ~ Mark Twain

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