Okienoodling: Think you can fish?

[ggiese]

2005 Noodling World Champion!

So - are you filling in for Scotty while he's busy out there on the Internet looking for great cigar deals for the rest of us???

I WANT DETAILS, MAN - DETAILS!!! Who is the CHAMP, WHERE'S HE FROM, what kind of CAR does he drive - and most importantly - WHAT CIGAR DOES HE SMOKE!!! Details about the fish - weights and measure... Okienoodling tips - gotta have those. Websites for these teams - I gotta do RESEARCH...

[labmonkey]

Here is a picture of the Champ.



Surprisingly enough his name is Bubba....when asked his last name he simply stated " I never had no 'nother name than Bubba!"

Details of the catch are sketchy since Bubba is the only noodler that was around.

His comments?

"That dang 'ol fish thar came a grabbin'...nearly ripped my dang 'ol arm off afore I got the sombitch....shheeeeeeiiiiit......!"

He drives a 1980 AMC Spirit ... he claims it's a "classic"...(still has the original tires).

Cigars? I asked....

"Thars this feller named Scott that I met on that dang computer box internat thang? He suggested a few I should try......"

[ggiese]

Thank you very much, LabMonkey... Now my blood pressure just dropped 30 points - the doc is gonna be happy!!!

See - with Scotty being so busy doing "research", it just plain sucks that we gotta get the okienoodling news so much later. You'd think, with modern technology the way it is - satellites and fiber optic cables and high speed internet - we'd get this new piped to us much quicker. Of course, if the source is out to lunch, the whole dang process just comes screeching to a halt...

Scotty, please - would you carry a pager with you while you're out there galavanting all over the Internet, researching all of the news that fit to print on this site? Please? Is it too much to ask??? You keep dropping your crap off here, and then you run out the door so damn quick we don't know what to do with it!!! And nothing is getting followed up on...

You keep this up and I'm going to have an up close and personal, face to face talk with your owner, Hugh.... I don't think he's going to like to hear you've been acting up again...