Ya I saw that on one of the 24 hour news stations that have to hunt for shit to talk about. Jesus, it gives white trash a bad name. Hmmm. lets see, already porked my sister and my mom, whacked the hornets nests in the three cars I have on blocks in the front yard, already put a whole bag of chew in my mouth and sucked on it for a day and a half, what else is there to do - OH YEAH, I GOTTA GO STICK MY HAND IN A MUD-FISH MOUTH SO IT CAN CHEW MY FUCKING HAND UP!!!

Gotta love it.