The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that
you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably
need it again.
Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was
only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and
think of you often.
Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
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Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but
wonder... (Inside card) - What was I thinking?
Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
"smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud
"The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa
“The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda
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