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    Dear Abby,

    I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
    as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my
    sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My
    father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
    marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
    are prostitutes in Dallas.

    I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
    at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother
    is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
    three children.

    I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
    Longview. She is a part time "working girl." All things considered, my
    problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into
    the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.


    Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for
    President?


    Signed,

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    GO AHEAD PUNK MAKE MY DAY

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    Oh man, barry's not going to like this one.
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    That's a good one!
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    That was amazing. AWESOME joke!!
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    TheNakedGun returns today which means it's fitting to top this thread EIGHT years later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNakedGun View Post
    Dear Abby,

    I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
    as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my
    sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My
    father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
    marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
    are prostitutes in Dallas.

    I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
    at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother
    is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
    three children.

    I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
    Longview. She is a part time "working girl." All things considered, my
    problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into
    the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.


    Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for
    President?


    Signed,

    Worried About My Reputation
    Ok I know the rules....I have said that to myself 10 times. Its really killing me you know but wow wow wow 2007 to 2017 what a difference a decade makes.






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    Quote Originally Posted by cinda View Post
    Ok I know the rules....I have said that to myself 10 times. Its really killing me you know but wow wow wow 2007 to 2017 what a difference a decade makes.
    If only she'd not used that private email server..........
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    Oh Bill...


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