Catholic Mothers
Four Catholic mothers were having coffee together and
discussing how wonderful their children are. The first
mother tells her friends, "My
son is
a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him
"Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a
Bishop. Whenever
he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to
put you down, but
my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room,
people say,
'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The first three
women give her a subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a handsome, 6' 2", hard-bodied
Chippendale's
stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, all the women
say, 'oh my GOD"
"smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud
"The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa
“The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda
Bookmarks