1000 Post Contest (blatant rip-off)

**heftysmokes** · 06-17-2007, 12:03 AM

Hey all. My 1000 postiversary came and went with nary a whimper. In fact, I didn't even notice that I hit the big milestone until James put up a congratulatory thread.

So, since it was SLC who pointed it out, I'm going to totally rip off one of his contest ideas. I'm probably going to rip off some of his questions as well.

Winner gets a big ol' pile of seegars.

Rules-
1. Only one guess per customer; edits will be thrown out, violators shot.
2. Minimum 70 posts as of 10pm Mountain time, June 16, 2007.
3. Contest ends 10pm Mountain, June 22.
4. You must live on or near the North American continent (yep, I'll ship to you crazy-ass Canadians).

Here we go...

1.Last night I purchased tickets to see what music act?
A. Blues Traveler, August 10, Magic City Blues Festival, Billings MT
B. Queens Of The Stone Age, July 29, Shrine Auditorium, Billings MT
C. The Beastie Boys, August 16, Red Rocks Ampitheatre, Morrison CO

2.When I was a teenager, I aspired to be someday be a professional in what sport?
A. Downhill Skiing
B. Baseball
C. Skateboarding
D. Golf

3. My favorite feature on a woman is
A. ass
B. eyes
C. tits
D. personality

4. My first concert without adult supervision was
A. Motley Crue- Dr. Feelgood tour
B. Kiss- Hot In The Shade tour
C. AC/DC- Blow Up Your Video tour
D. Metallica- And Justice For All tour

5. Before going back to college, I worked as a 3rd Generation
A. Boilermaker
B. Ironworker
C. Pipefitter
D. Carpenter

6. When I was young, I wanted to grow up to be a
A. Veterenarian
B. Teacher
C. Police Officer
D. Musician

7. While in HS, my highest combined point/rebound total in one game was
A. 14
B. 22
C. 30
D. 38

8. I named my first child after
A. My grandfather
B. A biblical character
C. An athlete
D. A musician

9. I am named after
A. My grandfather
B. A biblical character
C. An athlete
D. A musician

10. My first car was a
A. 1982 Chevy Cavalier
B. 1968 Chevy Impala
C. 1988 Chrysler Le Baron
D. 1985 Ford Escort

T or F

11. My favorite baseball team is the Los Angeles Dodgers.
12. My favorite drink is a Ketel One and tonic.
13. I have lived in 12 different towns.
14. My favorite football team is the Minnesota Vikings.
15. Two years ago I went waterskiing on the 4th of July.
16. My favorite radio show is Howard Stern.
17. My grandfather was a High School principal.
18. My favorite Clint Eastwood movie is The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly.
19. Two years ago I went snowskiing on the 4th of July.
20. My grandfather was once struck out by Satchel Paige.

Tiebreaker: my son's weight (in lbs.)

GOOD LUCK!

**brian** · 06-17-2007, 01:06 AM

1. C
2. D
3. D
4. B
5. A
6. D
7. B
8. A
9. B
10. C
11. T
12. F
13. F
14. T
15. F
16. T
17. T
18. T
19. T
20. F

Weight: 19lbs.

**ReV** · 06-17-2007, 01:13 AM

I could research this a bit and get a feel for what the probably answers are, but i feel like just guessing so here goes...

1.Last night I purchased tickets to see what music act?
B. Queens Of The Stone Age, July 29, Shrine Auditorium, Billings MT

2.When I was a teenager, I aspired to be someday be a professional in what sport?
B. Baseball

3. My favorite feature on a woman is
B. eyes

4. My first concert without adult supervision was
C. AC/DC- Blow Up Your Video tour

5. Before going back to college, I worked as a 3rd Generation
D. Carpenter

6. When I was young, I wanted to grow up to be a
A. Veterenarian

7. While in HS, my highest combined point/rebound total in one game was
B. 22

8. I named my first child after
D. A musician

9. I am named after
A. My grandfather

10. My first car was a
C. 1988 Chrysler Le Baron

T or F

11. My favorite baseball team is the Los Angeles Dodgers. F
12. My favorite drink is a Ketel One and tonic. T
13. I have lived in 12 different towns. T
14. My favorite football team is the Minnesota Vikings. T
15. Two years ago I went waterskiing on the 4th of July. F
16. My favorite radio show is Howard Stern. F
17. My grandfather was a High School principal. F
18. My favorite Clint Eastwood movie is The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly. T
19. Two years ago I went snowskiing on the 4th of July. T
20. My grandfather was once struck out by Satchel Paige. T

Tiebreaker: my son's weight (in lbs.)
Dont know the ages... so?? 80lbs

GOOD LUCK!

**JFellows** · 06-17-2007, 01:27 AM

A. Blues Traveler, August 10, Magic City Blues Festival, Billings MT
B. Baseball
B. eyes
C. AC/DC- Blow Up Your Video tour
D. Carpenter
D. Musician
C. 30
A. My grandfather
B. A biblical character
D. 1985 Ford Escort

F My favorite baseball team is the Los Angeles Dodgers.
T My favorite drink is a Ketel One and tonic.
F I have lived in 12 different towns.
T My favorite football team is the Minnesota Vikings.
F Two years ago I went waterskiing on the 4th of July.
F My favorite radio show is Howard Stern.
T My grandfather was a High School principal.
T My favorite Clint Eastwood movie is The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly.
T Two years ago I went snowskiing on the 4th of July.
F My grandfather was once struck out by Satchel Paige.

8 lbs even.

**JFellows** · 06-17-2007, 12:29 PM

Ah, balls, I thought you meant birthweight. Oh well, hopefully it won't come down to a tie-breaker, haha.

**spiffykyle** · 06-17-2007, 12:59 PM

1) B
2) A
3) A
4) B
5) B
6) B
7) B
8) D
9) A
10) B
11) F
12) T
13) T
14) F
15) F
16) F
17) F
18) T
19) T
20) F

tiebreaker: 32 lbs

spiffy

**BigMacFU** · 06-17-2007, 01:45 PM

Here we go...

C. The Beastie Boys, August 16, Red Rocks Ampitheatre, Morrison CO

A. Downhill Skiing

C. tits

D. Metallica- And Justice For All tour

C. Pipefitter

C. Police Officer

A. 14

A. My grandfather

D. A musician

A. 1982 Chevy Cavalier

My favorite baseball team is the Los Angeles Dodgers. T
My favorite drink is a Ketel One and tonic. T
I have lived in 12 different towns. F
My favorite football team is the Minnesota Vikings. F
Two years ago I went waterskiing on the 4th of July. T
My favorite radio show is Howard Stern. T
My grandfather was a High School principal. F
My favorite Clint Eastwood movie is The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly. T
Two years ago I went snowskiing on the 4th of July. T
My grandfather was once struck out by Satchel Paige. T

Tiebreaker: my son's weight (in lbs.) 43

**slcraiders** · 06-17-2007, 03:06 PM

Cool Contest!

1.A. Blues Traveler, August 10, Magic City Blues Festival, Billings MT

2.C. Skateboarding

3. B. eyes

4. B. Kiss- Hot In The Shade tour

5. D. Carpenter

6. B. Teacher

7. D. 38

8. A. My grandfather

9. C. An athlete

10. A. 1982 Chevy Cavalier

T or F

11. T
12. T
13. F
14. F
15. F
16. F
17. F
18. F
19. T
20. T

Tiebreaker: my son's weight (in lbs.) 27 lbs.

**Wingfan13** · 06-18-2007, 03:17 PM

1. B
2. A
3. B
4. D
5. B
6. D
7. C
8. A
9. A
10 D
11 T
12 T
13 F
14 T
15 F
16 F
17 T
18 T
19 T
20 T

Son's weight is 36lbs

**chefchris** · 06-18-2007, 08:07 PM

B
C
D
A
D
A
C
D
A
A
F
F
T
F
F
T
T
F
T
F

Tiebreaker

19lbs

you happy now, Aaron?

geez.

**Kass** · 06-18-2007, 11:59 PM

B
A
A
C
D
D
A
A
D
F
F
T
T
F
F
F
T
T
F

...43lbs

**Kass** · 06-19-2007, 12:01 AM

Well..I screwed up..I missed questions 6.
6= C

**pub spears** · 06-22-2007, 08:48 PM

1-b

2-a

3-b

4-c

5-d

6-d

7-c

8-a

9-c

10-a

11-f

12-t

13-f

14-t

15-f

16-f

17-f

18-t

19-t

20-f

tie - 40 lbs

**JFellows** · 06-22-2007, 11:34 PM

zzzzzzzzz

**mills** · 06-22-2007, 11:49 PM

A
B
B
C
D
D
B
D
B
A
F
T
T
F
T
F
T
F
T
T
110

**spiffykyle** · 06-23-2007, 12:51 AM

Originally Posted by mills

A
B
B
C
D
D
B
D
B
A
F
T
T
F
T
F
T
F
T
T
110

Daaannnggg, that's a big boy!!! Isn't he 3??

spiffy

**heftysmokes** · 06-23-2007, 07:42 PM

Sorry all, family business had me out of town.

I'll tally up the results this evening and get a winner declared.

Thanks for playing.

**heftysmokes** · 06-24-2007, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by JFellows

zzzzzzzzz

Wow, seriously? The contest was over for 34 flipping minutes and you post this? Excuse the shit out of me.

**JFellows** · 06-24-2007, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by heftysmokes

Wow, seriously? The contest was over for 34 flipping minutes and you post this? Excuse the shit out of me.

Haha, Christ, no need to go crazy.

**heftysmokes** · 06-24-2007, 03:48 PM

1.Last night I purchased tickets to see what music act?
A. Blues Traveler, August 10, Magic City Blues Festival, Billings MT
B. Queens Of The Stone Age, July 29, Shrine Auditorium, Billings MT
C. The Beastie Boys, August 16, Red Rocks Ampitheatre, Morrison CO

2.When I was a teenager, I aspired to be someday be a professional in what sport?
A. Downhill Skiing
B. Baseball
C. Skateboarding
D. Golf

3. My favorite feature on a woman is
A. ass
B. eyes
C. tits
D. personality

4. My first concert without adult supervision was
A. Motley Crue- Dr. Feelgood tour
B. Kiss- Hot In The Shade tour
C. AC/DC- Blow Up Your Video tour
D. Metallica- And Justice For All tour

5. Before going back to college, I worked as a 3rd Generation
A. Boilermaker
B. Ironworker
C. Pipefitter
D. Carpenter

6. When I was young, I wanted to grow up to be a
A. Veterenarian
B. Teacher
C. Police Officer
D. Musician

7. While in HS, my highest combined point/rebound total in one game was
A. 14
B. 22
C. 30
D. 38

8. I named my first child after
A. My grandfather
B. A biblical character
C. An athlete
D. A musician

9. I am named after
A. My grandfather
B. A biblical character
C. An athlete (Henry Aaron)
D. A musician

10. My first car was a
A. 1982 Chevy Cavalier
B. 1968 Chevy Impala
C. 1988 Chrysler Le Baron
D. 1985 Ford Escort

T or F

11. My favorite baseball team is the Los Angeles Dodgers. F (San Francisco Giants baby!)
12. My favorite drink is a Ketel One and tonic. T
13. I have lived in 12 different towns.T (5 states)
14. My favorite football team is the Minnesota Vikings. F(Green Bay Packers)
15. Two years ago I went waterskiing on the 4th of July. T
16. My favorite radio show is Howard Stern. F (Bob And Tom)
17. My grandfather was a High School principal.T
18. My favorite Clint Eastwood movie is The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly. F (Escape From Alcatraz)
19. Two years ago I went snowskiing on the 4th of July. T (skiied Beartooth Pass in the morning and waterskiied Yellowtail in the afternoon...man I love living in Montana!)
20. My grandfather was once struck out by Satchel Paige.T

Tiebreaker: my son's weight (in lbs.) 31 lbs

Well, it's only appropriate that since I ripped James off, he would win with 10 correct answers. Prize package goes out this week to SLUT!!
And Brian, with a pathetic 3 correct answers, wins too. I think anyone that can guess that poorly deserves a little something!

Thanks to everyone for playing.