Important Islamic protest next Saturday

[metaldonnieg]

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.

God bless America.









(stolen from another forum. My apologies if it's been posted)

[maademperor]

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.

God bless America.

(stolen from another forum. My apologies if it's been posted)

I see a problem..........not all muslims are terrorists?

[drew_goring]

Blah Blah Blah, I'm a bigot.

Racism and ignorance is not tolerated here.

[nhcigarfan]

It is a joke.

But if it's not then I need to find my lawn chair.

The Muslims can just stay inside, but I'm down with checking out some titties.

Ohh, UNH is only about 20 mins. from here, nice! Young, bouncy titties and cheap beer.

Dude I'm pumped.

[chefchris]

Dude I'm pumped.

... and creepy.

[nhcigarfan]

Creepy because I would be down with titties and beer? I love titties and beer. Those go together like crisp dollar and a G-string.

[cigar no baka]

Creepy because I would be down with titties and beer? I love titties and beer. Those go together like crisp dollar and a G-string.

I'm all ready...cigar, check....lawn chair, check....cooler full of beer, check....digital camera with zoom lens, check....

[drew_goring]

Hey, I'm all about titties and beer, but is it really funny to joke about Muslims killing
themselves? And Muslim does not equal terrorist.

[cigarsarge]

And Muslim does not equal terrorist.

I'll agree with that...But I've read some interesting stuff in the Koran that makes me wonder about their agenda.

I'm all about titties and beer...

[drew_goring]

I'll agree with that...But I've read some interesting stuff in the Koran that makes me wonder about their agenda.

I'm all about titties and beer...

No doubt about that. The fundamentalists are scary.

[chefchris]

[drew_goring]

/BAN!

[spiffykyle]

No doubt about that. The fundamentalists are scary.

Then again, so are the fundamentalists of almost every major religion.

Bring on the titties, I already got the beer! (gotta make sure the missus doesn't read this)

spiffy

[drew_goring]

Then again, so are the fundamentalists of almost every major religion.

Bring on the titties, I already got the beer! (gotta make sure the missus doesn't read this)

spiffy

That's what I was getting at.


MMM...beer,

[Shagaroo]

Return Fire...

[nhcigarfan]

When it comes to titties and beer, I am definitely a fundamentalist.

[chefchris]

When it comes to titties and beer, I am definitely a fundamentalist.

you mean a FUN - damentalist !

[metaldonnieg]

Now all we gotta do is convince some neighborhood aquaintances that this is for real...

But in the end, isn't it all about titties and beer?