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    20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
    a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
    with that.

    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
    Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
    Diamonds"

    7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

    8. Don t use any punctuation

    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.


    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

    12. Sing Along At The Opera

    13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
    Sounds All Day.

    15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
    Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

    16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
    Bottom.

    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM , Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

    18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
    Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
    To Have To Let One Of You Go."

    20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send
    This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

    It's Called! Therapy.

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    I think a better title would be : 20 Ways to Freak people out!! Or alternatively, "20 things to do on your path towards being involuntarily committed."
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigar no baka View Post
    I think a better title would be : 20 Ways to Freak people out!! Or alternatively, "20 things to do on your path towards being involuntarily committed."
    True that

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