Secret Santa 2007

[basil]

It's nice to see everyone in the Holiday spirit.

What? Doesn't everyone roast trolls for the holidays?

psycho-analysis. I'll venture to guess that Dr. Phil is your hero.

lmao!!

Basil,

Wow you can swear too. What a big boy you are. Wasn't talking to you (hence putting Shag, at the top and quoting him) but if you don't have anyone else to talk I can help. Email me. It's not condescending, it's truth. Some people can learn from it, others just go through life wondering why bad things keep happening to them.

Wait, I apologize you probably didn't understand a word i just said. Hold on let me go ask my son to type something really negative with all the bad words he knows:

Poopie Head, shit, damn, dick, butt, booger, waaaah!!!! Sorry sometimes i forget about your problems.

I have been respectful to people that are respectful, and there are people that can vouch for that. There are a few like you that grow a set when you're behind a keyboard and need slapped around a little. No problem, I am here whenever you need it.

No go back, press your lips against the screen and re read the posts. There is no crying or digging holes. Just adults having a conversation. You should try it sometimes.

Chump

wow. Chief: Harbinger of Truth. Definer, Teacher, and Model of Integrity. Delineator of Reality. Keeper of Respect. It's getting increasingly more difficult to get a fix on the limits of your ego. Impossible, I'm thinking.

My use of profanity seems to've had the predictable effect, so, um, fuck you.

Ok folks, step back - the splatter radius on this one is liable to be pretty big. T-100, T-99, T-98 . . .