It's stories like these that make me proud....

[The Korean]

DUI NEW ORLEANS STYLE

Only a person in NEW ORLEANS could think of this.

From the place where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in NEW ORLEANS after last call. The officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyser test. To his amazement, the breathalyser indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the sheriffs office. This breathalyser equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud non-drinker. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

[Kass]

haha thats awsome.

[JFellows]

Hahah, that is awesome.


Another story I heard from a guy I know:

This guy had only had a few drinks, but was speeding like crazy down an empty highway road late at night. As soon as he blazed past a large sign, a police car (which had been waiting there) shot out after him. After pulling him over, the officer approached the window and said "I've been waiting all night for a punk kid like you!", to which this guy replied (with a straight look on his face, of course): "Well, sorry Officer - I got here as fast as I could!" Apparently the cop's jaw hit the ground, and then he proceeded to laugh his ass off. The guy got off with a warning.