WOXOF you bad boy!

[Secret Santa]

WOXOF, Please come here and ignore all the elves around you. They won't harm you, unless I tell them of course.

Now, I've been checking my list. Have you been Naughty or Nice?

I didn't see you on the Nice list.
I didn't see you on the Naughty list either...
So I checked the Special list and saw you on top.

You get the special treatment this year. Let Santa know what you want and I see what my elves can dish up.

[WOXOF]

I'm special?

I'd be happy to get anything except more boxers or socks. I like my cigars strong and spicy. I usually enjoy them with a big beer or cup of coffee. I've been wanting to jump on the lancero bandwagon lately.

Honestly any gift will be appreciated. No reason to go crazy on it, we don't want to piss off the elves.

[WOXOF]

Damn, I really did get the special treatment. I'm truly humbled by your package. It was loaded with gifts that I will cherish and proudly display. It even showed up on Christmas Eve. I had a house full of family members today and they really were surprised at the generosity of such a gift from a guy I only interact with over the internet. Maybe someday we can change that at a herf somewhere.

I'll be smoking one for my Secret Santa and all his elvs on Christmas. Hurry home brother.