I'm looking through my lists of those that have been naughty and you're on it. You have been a very bad boy this year. Here's just a sample of the naughty things you've done this year.

1. Buying Macanudos.

2. Dipping above Macanudos in cheap scotch and thinking you look cool while doing it.

3. Trying to get your friends to dip their Macs too so you don't feel like a panty waist.

4. Clipping over half an inch off the head of the cigar and calling it cheap because it unravels while you smoke it.

5. Sharing your boyfriends cigar.

6. Caught smoking vanila flavored cigars because you were out of cheap booze and the Macs were too strong for you.

7. Being associated with Roham

8. Still trying to get clients to buy shares of Enron.


The list goes on and on but I'll spare you the embarrassment in hopes that you'll give me some ideas of what to bring such a naughty boy. If you're lucky you might actually get something for Christmas this year. If not, I'll be forced to post the remainder of your naughty list and just send you some more Macanudo and Flor de Baloney cigars.