So has Roham been a good boy this year, 'cause santa hasn't. Fell off the sleigh this year and what with the scelrocis my memory aint to good an I lost all me notes. Mrs Clause is giving me a hard time, so I can see a lot of coal being delivede this year.

Bleeeeurg, be back in a moment.

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That's better and the elves needed something to keep them busy, so they can tidy up the mess.

Where was I, oh yes, assume the position and santa will put something down your chimney.

Bah humbug.