Damn, I really did get the special treatment. I'm truly humbled by your package. It was loaded with gifts that I will cherish and proudly display. It even showed up on Christmas Eve. I had a house full of family members today and they really were surprised at the generosity of such a gift from a guy I only interact with over the internet. Maybe someday we can change that at a herf somewhere.

I'll be smoking one for my Secret Santa and all his elvs on Christmas. Hurry home brother.