dan-o, here's how the naughty list reads for you:

- Created more war in the world by bombing others and being bombed.
- Headed up the newbie sampler causing many newbs to feed their cigar addiction.
- Works for a company whose beverages make my elves go batshit crazy.
- Takes up residence in NYC.

Add all that up and it means Santa needs to teach you a lesson. Any ideas on what kind of punishment you'd like this year?