Never Used LORD PUFFER Cigar Ashtray For Sale

[WOXOF]

Does anyone have an Ebay rating for sale? Mine is terrible and when I advertise randomly on boards, people don't trust me. I am looking for as close to 100% as I can get. Post inquiries here.

Nope sorry, mine sucks too.

[Shelby07]

There's a family of 9 down the street a ways - they are my "stretchers" - they can stretch to fit anywhere from a 30 to at 50" waist. My most popular size seems to be a 34". Francisco is a perfect 34 and he only has to wear them for 5 days before I can send them out. If you want a larger size they take a little longer.

Let me know quick! Only 21 more days till Christmas.

[WOXOF]

I need a women's size 6. No skid marks!

[WOXOF]

Better make that a size 8 with the holidays and all.

[Shelby07]

I need a women's size 6. No skid marks!

I have received your request to upsize to an 8 for the holidays. That will be no problem. However, I am a high volume ebay power seller. The "no skid marks" may be a problem. Because my product is in such high demand I rarely have time to launder them before I ship them out using secure e-bay packaging. This is usually not a problem with most of my customers. I will do my best to have my ladies size 8 stretcher (Ralph) bathe every few days as he stretches your women's underwear, but just so you know, there is a strict no return policy on all undergarments.

Having met you this past summer, I doubt you would fit into a size 8. Since I can't guarantee no skid marks I will waive the supersize up charge for you this one time. Value and customer service like this is why my ebay buyers love me so much.

Are you sure you wouldn't rather have an ashtray? or stamps?