Never Used LORD PUFFER Cigar Ashtray For Sale

[bigwhiteash]

I ash my cigars in a half full Corona bottle, SO WHAT?

[ashauler]

I ash my cigars in a half full Corona bottle, SO WHAT?

Well, since LP is busy leak testing his girlfriend, we can't ask him if that's a step above or below a cigarette ashtray. I wouldn't know......I use a rock.

[Shelby07]

...I don't need the money and do not do this as a business. I am just selling some personal items that I no longer want. You can look me up on eBay. My username is "lordpuffer." ...

OK -

150180929130 Nov-09-07 Nov-10-07 13:59:18 PST US $14.99 Brand New NINE WEST Papaya Color Leather Handbag See Buyers (*)
150179096529 Nov-04-07 Nov-11-07 10:47:40 PST US $12.99 2 Never Used Cigar Aficionado Magazine Tote Bags (Rare) See Buyers (*)
150179419408 Nov-05-07 Nov-12-07 04:54:04 PST US $14.99 Brand New Black Tatuaje Cigar Long Sleeve T-Shirt XL See Buyers (*)
150179433683 Nov-05-07 Nov-12-07 07:05:35 PST US $14.99 Lone Wolf Cigar Shop Glass Cigar Ashtray (rare!) See Buyers (*)
150183070749 Nov-14-07 Nov-14-07 12:35:25 PST US $14.99 10 Joya de Nicaragua Celebracion Cigar Boxes Box See Buyers (*)
150180928645 Nov-09-07 Nov-16-07 09:22:33 PST US $13.99 Mens Rare "Smokin Dice" Black Suede Skateboard Shoes 10 See Buyers (*)
150183480660 Nov-15-07 Nov-18-07 14:44:48 PST US $13.99 Brand New Tatuaje Cigar T-Shirt XL See Buyers (*)
150182196886 Nov-12-07 Nov-19-07 05:23:34 PST US $13.99 Lone Wolf Cigar Shop Glass Cigar Ashtray -AND 3 CUTTERS See Buyers (*)
150189441456 Nov-29-07 Dec-06-07 08:06:22 PST US $9.99 10 Good Working Cigar Cutters Available
150189442696 Nov-29-07 Dec-06-07 08:08:33 PST US $9.99 2 Never Used Cigar Aficionado Magazine Tote Bags (Rare) Available
150191499807 Dec-04-07 Dec-11-07 07:27:59 PST US $19.99 New LORD PUFFER Cigar Ashtray-Not Available Anywhere! Available

What'd ya get for the handbag?

It really pains me that we aren't gong to have any future opportunities to buy from LP... I think we might have picked on the wrong guy here. I could really use those 10 used cigar cutters!

[ashauler]

OK -

150180929130 Nov-09-07 Nov-10-07 13:59:18 PST US $14.99 Brand New NINE WEST Papaya Color Leather Handbag See Buyers (*)
150179096529 Nov-04-07 Nov-11-07 10:47:40 PST US $12.99 2 Never Used Cigar Aficionado Magazine Tote Bags (Rare) See Buyers (*)
150179419408 Nov-05-07 Nov-12-07 04:54:04 PST US $14.99 Brand New Black Tatuaje Cigar Long Sleeve T-Shirt XL See Buyers (*)
150179433683 Nov-05-07 Nov-12-07 07:05:35 PST US $14.99 Lone Wolf Cigar Shop Glass Cigar Ashtray (rare!) See Buyers (*)
150183070749 Nov-14-07 Nov-14-07 12:35:25 PST US $14.99 10 Joya de Nicaragua Celebracion Cigar Boxes Box See Buyers (*)
150180928645 Nov-09-07 Nov-16-07 09:22:33 PST US $13.99 Mens Rare "Smokin Dice" Black Suede Skateboard Shoes 10 See Buyers (*)
150183480660 Nov-15-07 Nov-18-07 14:44:48 PST US $13.99 Brand New Tatuaje Cigar T-Shirt XL See Buyers (*)
150182196886 Nov-12-07 Nov-19-07 05:23:34 PST US $13.99 Lone Wolf Cigar Shop Glass Cigar Ashtray -AND 3 CUTTERS See Buyers (*)
150189441456 Nov-29-07 Dec-06-07 08:06:22 PST US $9.99 10 Good Working Cigar Cutters Available
150189442696 Nov-29-07 Dec-06-07 08:08:33 PST US $9.99 2 Never Used Cigar Aficionado Magazine Tote Bags (Rare) Available
150191499807 Dec-04-07 Dec-11-07 07:27:59 PST US $19.99 New LORD PUFFER Cigar Ashtray-Not Available Anywhere! Available

What'd ya get for the handbag?

It really pains me that we aren't gong to have any future opportunities to buy from LP... I think we might have picked on the wrong guy here. I could really use those 10 used cigar cutters!

Wait a minute......does Papaya go with flesh tone vinyl? It could be his girlfriends and he's selling it for her.

ya know, I've been thinking about the whole jacuzzi, blow up girlfriend thing and it really kinda makes sense. I bet we could come up with some good reasons to bang your blow-up girlfriend in the jacuzzi:
1. No pesky interruptions to allow her to breathe.
2. Helps identify leaks
3. Good exercise chasing her around
4. Can function as a life preserver should you "over-exert" yourself.

There have got to be more..........

[bigwhiteash]

...also a good source of air if the TV antenna falls over and pins your head under water

[Shelby07]

I think his "girlfriend" is making him sell the cutters. Kinda like having a loaded shotgun lying around to her.

[guado]

LMAO! How did I miss this thread! I love douchebags that throw hissy fits!

[cigarsarge]

You guys think that you are so funny and witty. Ya know what, I won't post any more items to sell anymore. You guys can ash your cigar in your cigarette ashtrays like all other guys with no class. If I come across a bundle of cigars for 25 cents each, I will post them and have you guys crawling all over me to purchase them. That comes directly from the lord....lordpuffer that is. Now, I'm going to go up to the roof on this beautiful California day, bang my boyfriend in the jacuzzi and then smoke his fucking cigar. What are you losers doing today?

Jokes on you buddy!!

[ashauler]

I think his "girlfriend" is making him sell the cutters. Kinda like having a loaded shotgun lying around to her.

[cigar no baka]

Now, I'm going to go up to the roof on this beautiful California day, bang my girlfriend in the jacuzzi and then smoke a fucking cigar. What are you losers doing today?

Ok, after you finish going back to your one-room, $2000 a month apartment, banging your 350 pound illegal immigrant girlfried you got from a buy-a-foreign-girlfriend mag, then playing with your wee-wee in your bathtub with lots of pink bubbles, enjoy your swisher sweet. but don't smoke it in the bathtub, it will get wet and you will have wasted $0.60.

What are we doing today? Taking the trash to the curb, boy, taking it to the curb.

[cigar no baka]

Jokes on you buddy!!

Oh god Sarge, I laughed till the tears flowed, that was PRICELESS!!!

[chefchris]

What are we doing today? Taking the trash to the curb, boy, taking it to the curb.

This makes me smile.

[cigar no baka]

This makes me smile.

Well what else do you expect from a member of the CCC? Taking care of business as always.